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The System Center Gauntlet

Adam_Dzyacky

Adam_Dzyacky Product Owner Contributor Monkey ✭✭✭✭✭

October 2018 in General Discussion

Unknown to many, I've spent the last several years traveling across the world's IT departments in an attempt to reclaim the six System Center stones spanning Service Management, Monitoring, Patching/Compliance, Automation, Data Resiliency, and Machine Provisioning. While acquiring them has brought numerous challenges, I have completed the construction of a device capable of wielding such power. With the snap of your fingers, you can eliminate half of the requests in your organization.

But if it doesn't grant that, it certainly guarantees many jokes at my expense.

All of this is made possible from Thingiverse, some 3d printing, a lot of painting, some light remixing of the stand and of course the stones each of which has a System Center logo embedded within it.

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Justin_Workman Cireson Support Super IT Monkey ✭✭✭✭✭

October 2018

This is awesome!! I appreciate your enthusiasm for all things System Center! I can't imagine any jokes at your expense???

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